calcifer:

Little kids are just assholes you’re not allowed to hit

(Source: gorons, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

(via porcelainprincesss)

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

(via nobody-knows-nothing)

frickoffshems:

i want an Adultz Bop where they sing explicit versions of children’s lullabies as an allegory for how growing up fucks you up and warps your childhood 

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)